Pretoria Spaza Shop Boy pledged his support for Donny T for this election, and one of his latest ways was by giving him an interview on his mega toy, X.
They chatted for 2 hours on an X Space.
NOOZ brings you a summary of the conversation.
• They were 40 minutes late due to technical issues. I guess it's not a TV channel. Was there no 12 year old who could help them run a Space?
• Musk blamed traffic blockers for the tech issues. Everyone is out to get them.
• Donny T was a delightful, jolly gramps throughout. Elon was getting his CV in for a White House job.
They were in love.
Donny: You're pretty
Musk: No. YOU are pretty.
Donny: Okay, fine. But yours is bigger.
Musk: Oh stop it. We both know that yours is bigger.
I love you
I love you.
Musk: Okay, presidential candidate, fire away. Say what you like to these 1.3 million people who've tuned in.
Trump:
• I survived an assassination attempt you know. So much blood. Didn't know I had so much blood. Blood. I'm a believer now. God! Big crowd almost died.
• Illegal immigration. Terrible. You can't come into America with a contagious disease. No you can't.
• Illegal immigrants are coming in from jails, mental asylums, hospitals, Africa, stupid countries that bomb Israel.
• I saw someone being knifed and raped in New York today.
• Kamala and Joe are fake people. Phoney.
• Every country is sending their criminals here. 25 people came from Congo and they are all murderers.
• The whole earth is coming to the United States.
• Venezuela got rid of 70% crime. They're all here.
• Harris? Harris who? Joe Biden! Free ma niggah Joe! He was robbed! It was a COUP!
• Elon: people need to fear the president of America. People fear president Trump. No one is intimidated by Biden, and they will certainly not be intimidated by Kamala.
• Trump: Putin, my bestie, listened to me. I shut down his pipeline, but he still loved me. Sweet nothings.
• I told him not to attack Ukraine because this is what I'd do. He said, "no way." I said, "way."
• Obama sucks!
• I know all the scary dictators. They're at the top of their game. They're smart. They love their country, it's a different kind of love, but it's love.
• We used to be respected as a country.
• I sorted out Rocket Man, Kim Jong Un.
• Biden, Obama and Bush pushed the new axis of evil together - Russia and China.
• Global warming isn't problematic. There will be more ocean-front property.
• Biden has no IQ.
• Ukrainians are dying.
• I would have stopped that Ukraine war. A smart president would have stopped that war.
• Biden had stupid threats coming from his stupid face.
• We're gonna build an Iron Dome over the whole United States.
• Food prices are too high.
• Do you think Biden and Kamala could do this interview? No. They can't answer questions. It's sad.
• I know you like the AI. We're gonna need tremendous electricity for that. We should keep drilling.
• Air Force 1. They're nice planes. Even nicer than yours, Okay. But I wasn't gonna pay much money for it. I saved $1.6 billion on a plane.
• Elon: yeah, government spending is too high. I'd love to help you guys, if you like.
• I will lower inflation.
• We're ranking low on education, globally. So, I'm gonna shut down the department of education. States must run their own education. Some states will be like Norway.
• People are struggling. Inflation. The price of bacon is terrible.
• We had the best economy. Then the gift from China came. I got good marks for everything, except COVID. I was not given the credit for my good works.
• We don't need to stop the oil and gas. We have about 500 years left.
• Elon: We don't need to suffer for environmentalism. We need fast, sexy cars. My Tesla models spell SEXY. Most expensive joke ever.
• Nuclear energy has a branding problem. We'll have to rename nuclear energy. Maybe rename it to you, Elon.
• You know they say you can't go into that Fukushima or Russia land for 2000 years because of all the nuclear accidents there. Some tremendous bad stuff.
• Elon: yeah I flew to Fukushima. Lol. Nuclear energy isn't as scary as people think. Hiroshima is a full city now.
• I looked at Biden at the beach today. He's a vegetable. He can't lift a chair. The whole thing is crazy. We don't have a president.
• Kamala destroyed Carlifonia.
• Kamala wants to be more Trump than Trump.
• I built a wall. Walls never go obsolete. Even your rockets go obsolete, but not walls. They sold my wall. MY WALL!
• Venezuela is emptying their prisons into our country.
• Kamala is raging lunatic.
• Biden did something that was impossible to do: both Palestine and Israel hate him. He achieved unification.
• There are thousands of missiles headed to Israel as we speak.
• The EU pays less to protect from Russia than us. But we're far from Russia. Entire ocean separating us. (Bering Strait?)
• You and I, and very few others, can talk like this. Kamala could never have this conversation, she's not smart. They can't talk.
• We need a man... a person. A strong person to deal with all these dictators.
• Kimmy J thinks Biden is a stupid man.
• Kamala can't speak to important people.
• "I saw a picture of Kamala on Times Magazine. She looks like the most beautiful actress ever to live. Actually, she looked very much like our great first lady, Melania. She doesn't look like Camilla. She's a very beautiful woman. Let's leave it at that."
• Elon: I think we can do some high speed projects. We can give Americans something cool to brag about.
• Trump: underground speed trains are safer than surface trains because of all the bad people on those ones.
• I approved things that help people not die.
• Hey that's 60 million people listening to you (it wasn't). I hope you're not gonna get nervous.
• Bigrent crime.
• Elon: 3 of my mom's friends were attacked. Nothing happened to the criminals.
• Trump: but they prosecute Trump.
• I wanna congratulate you. You've got a fertile mind. It's an amazing thing you've done, Elon. It's amazing.
• I appreciate your endorsement. Make America great again.
• Elon: I was never political. I was never a republican. I stood for 6 hours in a queue to shake Obama's hand. But Biden is a lunatic. Kamala was raised by wolves. Trump is the only path to prosperity. We'll be doomed if Kamala reigns.
• Vote for Donny T y'all.
• You don't hear about the American dream anymore. You're the American dream, Elon. But you're gonna hear about the American dream.
• You're an amazing guy, Elon.
• Thank you.
Here's the actual conversation: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1823254086126608862?t=W6NA1EdXPOhPO3UIAa6jkQ&s=19